A Girl Named Darling
August 13, 2019
A girl named Darling had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing at school. Eventually, she overcame her hang-up and married her high-school sweetheart.
When their first child was born, she named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as her unique name.
Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Darling did, because of her strange name.
She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name.
Dad took the blame to protect his wife and apologized.
In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away.
Minutes later, Darling came home and saw her husband lying on the ground.
"What happened?!" she asked, running to him.
He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot with a dart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."
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