Funny Doctor Story With A 5 Year Old
By a friend • January 2, 2026
I am just a proud dad that loves his sassy daughter. 35(M) with a 5(F) daughter.
The school called and said my daughter ran into another kid and both of them were hurt and needed to be picked up. I rush over to the Pre-K office and pick her up.
They suggest having her mouth looked at because it was bleeding and i took her to a Walk in Clinic. The doctor comes in and looks her over, says she seems fine.
Before he even finishes that sentence my daughter points to the wall where the tools are hanging and says, "Hey Doctor you forgot to check my ears. Do you know what you are doing?"
I of course am both amused and horrified waiting to see the doctors reaction.
He laughs and checks one of her ears. Before he even finishes checking that ear, my daughter points to her other ear and says, "Dont forget this one." We all laughed and eventually we left and she healed up really quick.
Kids say the darndest things right?
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