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In 2000, my parents were still alive and while I was visiting I told my mom I wanted to rent a Santa Suit but I needed a yellow pages to find a Costume Shop in Sacramento. She gave me the yellow pages and I found B-BOPS COSTUMES on 19th & L St so I called and this man answered and I asked if he had a Santa Suit for rent he told me yes it is $50 bucks and I have one left. I told him I would be there in one hour and a half.

When I got there it is a very large Victorian House with feathers and manikins in the front. There was a man about 68 yrs old and I said I am the one that called about the Santa Suit he said o.k. it is $50 for the suit and $100 Deposit. I said oh I don't have $100 for deposit I only have the $50 for the suit. He said "Mam, I don't know you and I need a security for my suit. I told him "Sir" the only thing I have to give you for the security is "A JAR OF HOMEMADE PICKLES" he gasped was looking out the 2 story window and tears started to well up in his eyes and he started crying and I said, "SIR WHAT IS WRONG?" He said "Well I would never tell a customer this but 2 weeks ago I was diagnosed with cancer and given 6 months to live and last week I told my partner I would give anything for a "JAR OF HOMEMADE PICKLES."

I stood there staring at him and the hairs on my arms stood up and I said, "GOD HAS SENT ME HERE TODAY" he shook his head yes. I went and got the pickles and then before I left I turned to him and said, "May I ask you a personal question?" He said yes I said, "Is your Cancer TUMORS or has it metastasized? He said it is TUMORS. I said, "I feel I need to share this with you if you ingest SHARKS CARTILEGE IT CHOKES OFF BLOOD SUPPLY TO TUMORS AND HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO DIE OFF.

Larry put in his juice 3 times a day. EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE I CALL AND WISH "LARRY" A MERRY CHRISTMAS (14 YRS LATER) THANK YOU LORD.