Funny Door Sign Warns: $50 Per Minute To Hear Your Sales Pitch
September 30, 2024
A DoorDash driver stumbled upon a funny sign while making a delivery, and it’s too good not to share!
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The sign, prominently displayed at a home, reads:
"DOOR KNOCKERS, PLEASE NOTE: THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $50 PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO SALES PITCHES & RELIGIOUS MESSAGES.
THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.
BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR, YOU SIGNAL YOUR AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED ABOVE!"
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The notice perfectly captures the frustration many people feel about unwanted sales pitches and religious solicitations.
One commenter humorously suggested, "I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom!"
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