Funny Door Sign Warns: $50 Per Minute To Hear Your Sales Pitch

September 30, 2024

A DoorDash driver stumbled upon a funny sign while making a delivery, and it’s too good not to share!

door knockers sign funny
user heysavnac on Reddit

The sign, prominently displayed at a home, reads:

"DOOR KNOCKERS, PLEASE NOTE: THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $50 PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO SALES PITCHES & RELIGIOUS MESSAGES.

THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.

BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR, YOU SIGNAL YOUR AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED ABOVE!"

door knockers sign
user heysavnac on Reddit

The notice perfectly captures the frustration many people feel about unwanted sales pitches and religious solicitations.

One commenter humorously suggested, "I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom!"

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