Funny Door Sign Warns: $50 Per Minute To Hear Your Sales Pitch
September 30, 2024
A DoorDash driver stumbled upon a funny sign while making a delivery, and it’s too good not to share!
user heysavnac on Reddit
The sign, prominently displayed at a home, reads:
"DOOR KNOCKERS, PLEASE NOTE: THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $50 PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO SALES PITCHES & RELIGIOUS MESSAGES.
THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.
BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR, YOU SIGNAL YOUR AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED ABOVE!"
user heysavnac on Reddit
The notice perfectly captures the frustration many people feel about unwanted sales pitches and religious solicitations.
One commenter humorously suggested, "I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom!"
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