Funny Door Sign Warns: $50 Per Minute To Hear Your Sales Pitch

September 30, 2024

A DoorDash driver stumbled upon a funny sign while making a delivery, and it’s too good not to share!

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user heysavnac on Reddit

The sign, prominently displayed at a home, reads:

"DOOR KNOCKERS, PLEASE NOTE: THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $50 PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO SALES PITCHES & RELIGIOUS MESSAGES.

THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.

BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR, YOU SIGNAL YOUR AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED ABOVE!"

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user heysavnac on Reddit

The notice perfectly captures the frustration many people feel about unwanted sales pitches and religious solicitations.

One commenter humorously suggested, "I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom!"