Teacher For The Deaf Explains To Students That People Can Hear Them Fart
January 24, 2020
A teacher for the deaf was forced to break the news to her class that people can hear farts after a student loudly passed gas during class.
Photo credit: Kevin Gutting (not actual deaf students)
Anna Trupiano, a teacher at Kendall Demonstration Elementary School in Washington DC, explained the hilarious story in a Facebook post.
This is what she wrote:
"Today in 1st grade one of my Deaf students farted loudly in class and other students turned to look at them. The following is a snippet of a 15 minute conversation that happened entirely in American Sign Language among the group of Deaf students and I.
Kid 1: Why are they looking at me?
Me: Because they heard you fart.
Kid 1: Whhhhat do you mean?!?!
Me: Hearing people can hear farts.
Kid 2: *Totally horrified* Wait, they can hear all farts?!?!
Me: Well no. Not all farts but some of them yes.
Kid 3: How do you know which farts they can hear and which farts they can't?
Me: Hmmm....you know how sometimes you can feel your butt move when you fart? A lot of those they can hear. But if your butt doesn't move it's more likely they didn't hear it.
Kid 1: TELL THEM TO STOP LISTENING TO MY FARTS! THAT IS NOT NICE!
Me: Hearing kids can't stop hearing farts, it just happens.
Kid 2: I just will stop farting then.
Me: Everyone farts, it is healthy. You can't stop.
Kid 3: Wait. Everyone? Even my mom?
Kid 2: My dad?
Kid 1: ......You?
Kids: *Laugh hysterically*
Kid 1: ...So you can hear and smell all the farts?
Me: Some of the farts yes. Not all of them.
Kid 2: Can hearing people see farts?
Kid 3: Yeah. Green smoke comes out of their butt, I saw it on TV.
Me: That doesn't happen in real life.
Kid 1: What?! Ugh. I don't understand farts.
......I went to college for 8 years to have these conversations."
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