This Is The Creepiest Zillow Listing I Have Ever Seen
May 10, 2017
What in the world is going on with this house listing on Zillow?
The first sentence in the description of the Cayce, South Carolina, home reads "Please read carefully before scheduling showings."
Why? Apparently Satan himself is living upstairs.
"Great 'diamond in the rough' investment property or primary home needing separate apartments. Little is known about condition except that property has active roof leaks. Property is being sold 'as-is' with no repairs, no clean-up, and no warranties expressed or implied. Upstairs apartment cannot be shown under any circumstances."
"Buyer assumes responsibility for the month-to-month tenancy in the upstairs apartment. Occupant has never paid, and no security deposit is being held, but there is a lease in place. (Yes, it does not make sense, please don't bother asking.)"
But I have so many questions!
"All units have been used as rentals at some point. In the past, downstairs has leased for $1000, upstairs (occupied) $450, and cottage for $350."
That's, um, red paint?
So, who's interested?
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