Does Jesus Visit Mars?
November 16, 2013
Aliens came to Earth from Mars and they turned out to be quite friendly. All the countries in the world agreed that they would send the Pope to talk with the alien leaders.
The Pope walked up to the spaceship, greeted by a few aliens, and started conversing.
"I know this question may sound odd," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"
"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not?! He swings by our planet every two years or so. What an awesome guy!"
"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO? We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"
Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well, maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
The Pope chuckled, while slightly confused. "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have to do with this?"
The aliens responded, "Well when he visits our planet, we give him huge boxes of our finest chocolates... what'd you guys do?"
Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz
WOW! Seal Begs Boaters For Help As Orcas Hunt Him
Money Really Does Grow On Trees! Cafés In Ukraine Let Kids 'Buy' Drinks With Leaves They Collected
Lion-Like Creature Spotted In Ireland - Police Reveal What It Really Was
Grandpa’s Sweet Trucking Adventure With A Doll Has Everyone Smiling
Mom Shares 4th Grader's Spelling Test Answers, #13 Has Everyone Laughing
This Letter From C. S. Lewis To His Goddaughter, For Whom He Wrote 'The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe'
Man Spends 6 Months Teaching An Octopus To Play Piano
WOW! Seal Begs Boaters For Help As Orcas Hunt Him
Angels Walk Among Us: He Needed The Hug More Than The Food
Mystery Solved: Foster Dog Wasn’t Ignoring Commands, He Just Didn’t Speak English
Mom Catches Dad–Daughter Moment On Baby Monitor And Starts Sobbing
