A Driver Is Pulled Over By A Cop For Speeding. How He Gets Out Of It Is Brilliant
May 01, 2015 / 2,052 views
The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give...
Abraham Lincoln Once Stayed With My Grandma While On His Campaign Trail
April 22, 2015 / 2,359 views
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidential candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on...
A Couple Seeks Marriage Advice From Their Parents
April 15, 2015 / 4,787 views
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom- to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice....
A Cop Knocked On My Door This Morning
April 07, 2015 / 7,447 views
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined...
An 85 Year-Old Man Was Requested By His Doctor To Have A Sperm Count
April 01, 2015 / 5,298 views
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next...
Dad Goes To The Hospital With An Injured Wrist
March 25, 2015 / 6,732 views
A father gets into a car accident and injures his wrist pretty bad. He goes to the hospital where the doctor gets him all fixed up, but before he leaves he asks the doctor: "Hey Doc, when this heals will I be able to play the...
A Man Buys Everyone In The Bar A Drink, Except For Him
March 20, 2015 / 7,505 views
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sat in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over...
Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks
March 13, 2015 / 7,416 views
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,...
A Young Boy Walks In A Barber Shop
March 04, 2015 / 11,248 views
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then...
Three Irishmen And Three Scots Are On A Train
February 26, 2015 / 7,835 views
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one...
An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil
February 26, 2015 / 8,061 views
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can...
Man Offers To Do Anything She Wants For $20
February 16, 2015 / 13,440 views
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome man enters. He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks...
A Man Buys A Horse For $250
February 08, 2015 / 11,224 views
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse...
A Pretty Woman Sneezes At A Restaurant
January 30, 2015 / 11,498 views
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back...
A Hotel Manager Tried To Overcharge An Elderly Couple
January 24, 2015 / 11,470 views
A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the...
A Birthday To Remember
January 15, 2015 / 11,064 views
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be eight...
The Old Man Outside Of A Pub Fishing
January 11, 2015 / 9,210 views
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was...
A Family Goes To The Circus
January 03, 2015 / 16,223 views
A married couple takes their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down...
Justin Timberlake Plays A Lime That Goes From Hero To Zero In This Hilarious Tequila Ad
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She Left Her $95,000 Job In NYC To Live On An Island And Scoop Ice Cream. And She's Never Been Happier
There's No Haircut Like An 80s Haircut. I Can't Stop Laughing!
He Asked For Some Photoshop Help, And The Internet Delivered. I Can't Stop Laughing!
When This Group Of Dads Start, The Judges Look Disappointed. And Then All Of A Sudden... OMG!
Magician David Blaine Asks Harrison Ford To Hand Him An Orange, And Then Harrison Freaks Out
He Pours Molten Aluminum Into A Watermelon. The Result Is Amazing!