December 16, 2014 / 531 views
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said...
December 09, 2014 / 1,172 views
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. He performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off...
The Three Bulls
December 02, 2014 / 2,300 views
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled...
Surely I Can't Look That Old
November 26, 2014 / 2,428 views
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on...
The IRS Audits A Gambling Grandpa
November 19, 2014 / 2,951 views
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time...
Two Guys Both Lose Their Wives In A Grocery Store
November 13, 2014 / 5,510 views
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to...
Two Sisters Inherit The Family Farm
November 04, 2014 / 5,118 views
There are two sisters. One is blonde and the other is brunette and they inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm,...
A Monkey Starts Insulting A Lion
October 29, 2014 / 5,265 views
A lion and lioness are sitting in their den, when a monkey climbs up a nearby tree and starts insulting the mighty lion. The lioness starts to get angry and says, "King of the jungle, how dare you allow this puny monkey to...
A Homeless Man Knocks On A Woman's Door
October 20, 2014 / 7,127 views
A homeless man knocks on a woman's door. "Think you could spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?" The woman thinks to herself for a few seconds, then says, "You could do some handy work around here....
The Deaf Wife Problem
October 13, 2014 / 7,282 views
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is...
A Husband And Wife Go Golfing
October 01, 2014 / 7,273 views
A husband and wife who are avid golfers have been happily married for 30 years, and on the day of their 30th anniversary they enjoy a wonderful day together. They have a delicious breakfast in bed, then proceed to one of their favorite golf...
The Human-like Gorilla
September 23, 2014 / 7,668 views
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it....
There Was A Shipwreck, And Only Scarlett Johansson And Some Random Guy Survived On A Deserted Island
September 17, 2014 / 9,495 views
They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was. At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she...
A Husband And Wife Go To Counseling After 30 Years Of Marriage
September 09, 2014 / 15,997 views
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,...
A Blind Man Sits At A Bar, Wants To Tell A Blonde Joke
September 04, 2014 / 16,977 views
A blind man sits down at the bar and figures he'll break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our...
A Woman Is Cooking Eggs In The Kitchen When Her Husband Comes Running In
August 25, 2014 / 23,020 views
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. "Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!" The wife, startled at her...
A Fire Started In A Chemical Plant
August 18, 2014 / 13,530 views
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and before you could snap your fingers it exploded into flames and the alarm went out to the volunteer fire departments from miles around. When the...
The 80 Year-Old Man And His Beautiful Young Bride
August 13, 2014 / 23,249 views
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got a 20 year old bride who's pregnant, and having my...
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