A Man Takes His Pet Lobsters Out For A Swim
August 25, 2015 / 1,861 views
A Game Warden is walking along a beach one morning when he spots a man with a bucket of lobsters. The Warden walks up to the man, flashes his badge and says, "You're in big trouble, buddy. Poaching lobsters is a serious...
Mom Suspected Her Son Was In A Relationship With His Roommate. How She Found Out Is Priceless
August 19, 2015 / 9,341 views
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and...
He Says He's Too Smart For 2nd Grade, So His Teacher Puts Him To The Test
August 11, 2015 / 5,545 views
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her...
A Student Tries To Convince His Teacher To Give Him A Better Grade. The Final Attempt Is Priceless
August 04, 2015 / 7,120 views
A student goes to talk to his professor about the grade on his exam. He walks up and says, "What is this? Why did you give me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you...
Dad's New Wife Tries To Ruin Her Wedding Day, But Then Her Real Mom Comes To The Rescue
July 27, 2015 / 22,323 views
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed...
When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Churchyard
July 20, 2015 / 5,218 views
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent...
She Catches Her Husband Cheating, And Then He Says This
July 13, 2015 / 8,552 views
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive woman. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me – faithful wife, the mother of your...
He Asked His Wife To Bury Him With ALL His Money, So This Is What She Did
July 03, 2015 / 44,953 views
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his...
A Priest, A Doctor, And An Engineer Are Playing Golf
June 30, 2015 / 9,483 views
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of...
He Told His Wife He's Going To Give A Speech On Water Skiing At Church. The Result Is Hilarious
June 25, 2015 / 7,554 views
In Church there is a family that has recently been baptized. After a month of being new members the Bishop calls them in separately to see how they are doing. During an interview with the father, the bishop asks, "Will you...
If You Have These Symptoms, You May Have Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
June 17, 2015 / 8,724 views
Recently, a women was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). This is how it manifests: I decide to water my flower tubs. As I turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs...
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
June 09, 2015 / 10,624 views
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before...
Helping Papa in the Garden
June 01, 2015 / 9,586 views
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to...
He Wanted A Divorce From His Wife. This Conversation With His Lawyer Is Priceless
May 25, 2015 / 12,919 views
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -...
An Irish Man Wins Big On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' Thanks To A Good Friend
May 15, 2015 / 11,692 views
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and towards the end of the program, he had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,...
At First She Thought He Was Being Romantic, But His Actual Response? Priceless
May 08, 2015 / 17,716 views
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be...
A Driver Is Pulled Over By A Cop For Speeding. How He Gets Out Of It Is Brilliant
May 01, 2015 / 20,728 views
The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give...
Abraham Lincoln Once Stayed With My Grandma While On His Campaign Trail
April 22, 2015 / 18,083 views
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidential candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on...
This Man's Inspiring X-Factor Audition Left The Judges In Tears - Simon Couldn't Even Speak
Meet Shrek - The Renegade Sheep That Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave
Couple Makes Once-In-A-Lifetime Discovery While Renovating Their Kitchen
This Cat Visits A High School So Often, They Issued Him His Own 'Student' ID Card
So THAT's How They Get People To Go On Judge Judy!
A Family Visiting Yellowstone Was Upset They Didn't See Bears. This Is The Note They Left Upon Checkout
Teachers Stand Up One By One And Interrupt The Superintendent's Back-To-School Speech. This Is Amazing!
Man Spends Over An Hour Installing A New Cat Door Only For This To Happen Instead
She Starts Off Riding Her Bike Like Anyone Else, And Then WOW! I've Never Seen Anything Like This
He Yells At This Homeless Man Every Morning. But When He Stops Showing Up, He Sees The Truth
She Uses Bubble Wrap To Wrap Her Cake Before It's Finished. The Result Is Amazing!