A Priest, A Doctor, And An Engineer Are Playing Golf
June 30, 2015 / 547 views
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of...
He Told His Wife He's Going To Give A Speech On Water Skiing At Church. The Result Is Hilarious
June 25, 2015 / 1,668 views
In Church there is a family that has recently been baptized. After a month of being new members the Bishop calls them in separately to see how they are doing. During an interview with the father, the bishop asks, "Will you...
If You Have These Symptoms, You May Have Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
June 17, 2015 / 4,181 views
Recently, a women was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). This is how it manifests: I decide to water my flower tubs. As I turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs...
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
June 09, 2015 / 4,934 views
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before...
Helping Papa in the Garden
June 01, 2015 / 5,835 views
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to...
He Wanted A Divorce From His Wife. This Conversation With His Lawyer Is Priceless
May 25, 2015 / 7,982 views
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -...
An Irish Man Wins Big On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' Thanks To A Good Friend
May 15, 2015 / 7,876 views
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and towards the end of the program, he had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,...
At First She Thought He Was Being Romantic, But His Actual Response? Priceless
May 08, 2015 / 13,191 views
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be...
A Driver Is Pulled Over By A Cop For Speeding. How He Gets Out Of It Is Brilliant
May 01, 2015 / 15,267 views
The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give...
Abraham Lincoln Once Stayed With My Grandma While On His Campaign Trail
April 22, 2015 / 7,523 views
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidential candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on...
A Couple Seeks Marriage Advice From Their Parents
April 15, 2015 / 11,560 views
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom- to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice....
A Cop Knocked On My Door This Morning
April 07, 2015 / 14,719 views
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined...
An 85 Year-Old Man Was Requested By His Doctor To Have A Sperm Count
April 01, 2015 / 10,232 views
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next...
Dad Goes To The Hospital With An Injured Wrist
March 25, 2015 / 11,625 views
A father gets into a car accident and injures his wrist pretty bad. He goes to the hospital where the doctor gets him all fixed up, but before he leaves he asks the doctor: "Hey Doc, when this heals will I be able to play the...
A Man Buys Everyone In The Bar A Drink, Except For Him
March 20, 2015 / 12,971 views
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sat in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over...
Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks
March 13, 2015 / 11,714 views
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,...
A Young Boy Walks In A Barber Shop
March 04, 2015 / 16,898 views
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then...
Three Irishmen And Three Scots Are On A Train
February 26, 2015 / 13,442 views
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one...
She Always Takes The Duck To Pick Up Her Son From The Bus Stop, And THIS Is Why
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