Dividing Souls

December 20, 2012

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he pass ed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, One for me...'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke

Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz

feel good videoTwo Grandpas Bring Down The House With Rap Song On Karaoke Night

feel good stories'I Am Going To Die': Hero Doberman Saves 71-Year-Old Hiker From Charging Grizzly

feel good storiesChunk The 1,200-Pound Bruiser Crowned Fat Bear Week Champion

feel good storiesAbandoned Bobcat Kitten Tries To Get Man To Adopt Her

feel good storiesThis Post From Ricky Gervais Will Inspire You To Take A Risk

feel good storiesIt Began With One Matching Batman Shirt Photo. 11 Years Later, They’re Still Doing It

feel good videoPublic Library’s Hilarious Trust Fall Fail Goes Viral

feel good videoA Man Walks His Dog... Dressed As His Dog

feel good videoThis Duck Loves Being Tossed Into The Kiddie Pool

feel good videoCat Rides 100 Miles On Roof Of Family Van — Refuses to Miss The Family Road Trip

feel good videoFarmer Wakes Up To The Sweetest, Unexpected Surprise - A Newborn Donkey!

Chris Filippou 12:17 PM (3 minutes ago) to me