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A Student Gets In Trouble And Tells The Principal His Name
February 02, 2018 / 51,595 views
A student got in trouble during class and was sent to the principal's office for the first time. The principal says to him, "What's your name, son?" The student replies: "T-T-T-on-on-on-tony,...
A Man Obsessed With Statistics Is Afraid To Fly
January 18, 2018 / 46,528 views
John lives his life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day his friend, Bill, asks him, "Why do you have this irrational fear of flying?" "Irrational?" John replies, "Not at all. I've merely...
Buy A Tie
January 08, 2018 / 49,519 views
A fleeing Taliban fighter desperate for water was lost in the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards ‘the object' only to find a little old Jewish man at...
A Woman Is Out Golfing And Finds A Frog Trapped In The Woods
December 18, 2017 / 72,535 views
A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three...
A Woman Is Shopping For A Thanksgiving Turkey
November 27, 2017 / 59,781 views
A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a turkey to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner. She was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough for her entire family. So, she asked a...
A Frog Visits A Fortune Teller
November 10, 2017 / 53,829 views
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" The...
Guy Takes His Blonde Girlfriend To Her First Football Game
November 10, 2017 / 64,819 views
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big...
A Guy Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-Grown Ostrich Behind Him...
November 02, 2017 / 63,826 views
The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time...
Hunting, Fishing, And Drinking
October 20, 2017 / 39,806 views
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you...
Einstein Had To Speak At An Important Science Conference
September 23, 2017 / 45,939 views
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I...
2 Cats + 2 Cats + 2 Cats
August 26, 2017 / 68,392 views
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and...
Two 90-Year-Old Men, Mike And Joe, Have Been Lifelong Friends
August 16, 2017 / 86,632 views
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to...
A Woman Is Having A Heart Attack And Meets God
August 07, 2017 / 74,460 views
A woman has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. "Will I die?" she asked. "No," God replied, "You will live for another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days." At this...
The Handsome Man With A Wooden Eye
August 01, 2017 / 48,111 views
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man becomes very depressed because...
There's A Little-Known Legend About Attila The Hun
July 26, 2017 / 50,876 views
The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with...
A Man Takes His Cross-Eyed Dog To The Vet
July 20, 2017 / 65,960 views
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" the man asks. "Well I'm not sure," said the vet, "let's have a look at...
58 Funny Puns You Can't Wait To Use
July 14, 2017 / 804,710 views
1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. 3. Nope. Unintended. 4. The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf...
A Young Weasel Walks Into A Bar...
June 24, 2017 / 45,288 views
A 14-year-old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. "Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer." "Oh...
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