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This Might Be The Best Dad Joke Of The Year
January 23, 2020 / 83,176 views
A father wanted to prove that he's not just some boring house Dad so he went and got his first tattoo. When he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and kids. "Oh, cool! It's.. uhh?" his wife...
Boy Aged 4: Dad, I've Decided To Get Married
January 08, 2020 / 49,136 views
Dad: Wonderful. Do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes... grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too....and she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world! Dad: That's nice, but we have a small...
The Three Wise Men Wearing Firemen's Helmets
December 13, 2019 / 37,748 views
In a small Southern town, there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to...
Jesus Is Down By The Gates To Heaven...
November 05, 2019 / 52,086 views
When an old man approaches. "Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Jesus asks. "To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great....
A Fly Feels A Bug On Its Back
September 11, 2019 / 48,094 views
A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks. "I mite be," giggles the mite. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the...
A Girl Named Darling
August 13, 2019 / 52,705 views
A girl named Darling had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing at school. Eventually, she overcame her hang-up and married her high-school sweetheart. When their first child was...
A Conversation With A Scammer
July 10, 2019 / 37,473 views
Me: "Hello." NOT-Microsoft support: "Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device." Me: "Oh no. My device? Are you...
A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates
June 13, 2019 / 41,264 views
St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes. For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. "Thank you," the ecstatic taxi driver said. Anticipating an even bigger...
Three Men Go To Hell And They're Pissed
May 22, 2019 / 43,998 views
"Surely we weren't that bad?" they ask themselves. "There has to be something we can do to get out of here." Satan suddenly appears and says "Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip...
Are These Plates Clean?
April 18, 2019 / 40,924 views
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather...
Two Americans Go To Church In France
April 04, 2019 / 45,746 views
Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. "Well," one says...
A Blonde Attempts A Jigsaw Puzzle
March 12, 2019 / 69,561 views
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's...
A Sales Rep, Administration Clerk, And Their Manager Find A Magical Lamp
February 18, 2019 / 47,421 views
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me...
A Policeman Is Interrogating 3 Men Who Are Training To Become Detectives
January 16, 2019 / 50,198 views
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll...
Want To Participate In A Marathon?
December 20, 2018 / 39,304 views
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon. I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought, why...
Dinosaurs Find A Magic Lamp
December 03, 2018 / 48,452 views
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks...
A Man Stays The Night With Monks And Hears A Strange Sound
November 21, 2018 / 68,267 views
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even...
The Casket
November 12, 2018 / 48,576 views
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP!… BUMP!… BUMP!… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging...
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