A Woman Has Twin Boys And Gives Them Up For Adoption

December 08, 2022 / 26,115 views

The first goes to a family in Egypt, which names him Ahmal. The second goes to a family in Spain, which names him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Excited at receiving the...

My Favorite Vampire

October 11, 2022 / 29,632 views

My wife asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street." She said, "He doesn't count." I replied, "Oh I assure you, he...

The Husband Super Store

September 12, 2022 / 25,739 views

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you...

Finally, A Blonde Joke I Haven't Heard Before…

June 20, 2022 / 33,067 views

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball. She takes pity on him...

On The First Day, God Created The Dog...

May 24, 2022 / 77,776 views

God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only...

As A Butcher Is Shooing Away A Dog From His Shop, He Sees A $10 Bill And A Note In His Mouth

April 13, 2022 / 33,688 views

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the...

A Chicken Goes Into The Library, Walks Up To The Librarian, And Says, 'Book'

March 21, 2022 / 35,159 views

The librarian says, "You want a book?" "Book." "Any book?" "Book." So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes...

From The Backwoods

March 03, 2022 / 28,306 views

Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keels over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency...

I Was In A Long Queue At A Drive-Thru...

January 25, 2022 / 38,956 views

I was in a long queue at a drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid...

A Blind Man Walks Into A Hotel In Texas

January 04, 2022 / 33,157 views

He goes to the bar and hops up on a giant barstool. "Boy, this seat is massive!" he tells the bartender. The bartender tells him, "Everything's bigger in Texas!" He orders a beer and the...

A New Law

November 30, 2021 / 28,584 views

Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. "What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks. "I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants...

The Old Man And The Forest

August 19, 2021 / 37,192 views

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting. He said, "Look at my...

9 Months Later!

June 22, 2021 / 40,033 views

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the...

The Strongest Bartender

May 17, 2021 / 32,158 views

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who...

A Husband And Wife Just Finished Eating Pancakes

March 09, 2021 / 45,907 views

A husband and wife had just finished eating pancakes. To the wife's surprise, her husband walked back to the stove and started making more pancakes. Confused, his wife asked, "Honey, we just ate, why are you...

Mom Is Startled When Her Son Does Math Problems

January 21, 2021 / 46,010 views

Henry was doing math homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a b*tch is 7" "3+6, the son of a b*tch is 9" His mother heard this and asked, "Henry! What is this nonsense you are...

The Crime Scene

November 24, 2020 / 30,391 views

It was a brutal crime and the local constables were stumped, so they called the on the brilliant detective for help. Arriving at the scene Sherlock noticed the carpet askew, the victim on the ground, a terrible wound on his head....

A German Tourist Rescues A Dog

November 05, 2020 / 38,901 views

A German tourist jumped into the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning. After he climbed out of the water he handed me the dog and said: "Here is ze dog. Keep him warm and dry him off and he...