This Is What Canned Soup Instructions Would Say If They Were Honest

June 15, 2016

Canned soup always seems like a good idea at the time, but these accurate instructions explain what really happens...

honest soup directions


1. Lift tab and pull to remove lid.

2. Immediately slice fingertip on edge of lid.

3. Throw lid very hard into garbage can so it knows hat it's done.

4. Laugh at portion of directions regarding stove.

5. Dump cold glob into microwave-safe bowl. Lose appetite.

6. Microwave until scalding on the edges and freezing in the middle.

7. Stir until lukewarm throughout.

8. Ignore soup-coated walls of microwave forever.

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