Can You Read Ticketmaster? Apparently They've Created A New Language... And Told Nobody

July 22, 2014

Ticket scalpers are the worst, so Ticketmaster is making sure you're a real fan...

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Okay that one is a little difficult, let's try another...

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Still can't see this one too clear, let's try one more "new phrase"...

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Seriously Ticketmaster?

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What Rosetta Stone do I need to buy to figure these out?

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"shm... WTF" ?

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Ticketmaster clearly does not want to sell tickets to humans...

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The end of humanity is near. The robots have taken over...

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Via reddit

Forget it, I don't want these tickets anymore.

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