The 13 Funniest Things Students Have Said To Teachers
June 12, 2014
The Guardian asked their twitter followers to tweet them the funniest examples of student wisdom. Someone on reddit posted a similar question, and these are the top 13...
@GuardianTeach "I only found out England had beaches 2 years ago" - he was 17, I was gobsmacked. I kept thinking "But ... we're an island?!"
— the dirty ho (@the_dirty_ho) June 8, 2014
This one took me a minute...
@GuardianTeach pupil in maths "what do those 3 dots mean?" colleague: "therefore" pupil: "no, there are only 3."
— Mrs H. (@mrs_hill08) June 8, 2014
Try to sound it out...
@GuardianTeach A Y5 child, earnestly, in a writing lesson: "How do you spell KFC?"
— Jen Cat (@Jen_Catter) June 8, 2014
I could understand if this student was maybe 7 and not 17...
@GuardianTeach 17 yr old - "why don't people on the side (of the earth) fall off?"
— ldt (@halcyondaisy) June 8, 2014
This student was feeling a bit crabby...
@GuardianTeach after teaching birth to year 7 student says "Miss I was a crustecean" meaning she was delivered by caesarean.
— Karen DW (@KDWScience) June 8, 2014
Must be a cheap globe...
@GuardianTeach y11 student, after looking at a globe with a puzzled expression, asked where the moon was.
— John Gillard (@1johngillard) June 8, 2014
One of the many unsolved mysteries of the world...
@GuardianTeach year 10 girl: "so, if ham comes from pigs, and beef comes from cows, what animal does bread come from, miss?"
— Elizabeth Swan (@El1zabethswan) June 8, 2014
Well, he's not wrong...
@GuardianTeach Craziest (student is eating a lolly pop) "I need this for my obesity" I think he meant diabetes....
— Kirsty Anne Frearson (@KAFrearson) June 8, 2014
And now from reddit...
Wars produce so many veterinarians...
You're not going to win this one son...
This one is adorable...
It's a quick pain, doesn't last long...
Via Twitter / Reddit
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