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58 Funny Puns You Can't Wait To Use

804,122 views | Posted: July 14, 2017

1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With...

A German Shepherd, Doberman And Cat Have Died And Gone To Heaven

181,017 views | Posted: November 2, 2018

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping

174,411 views | Posted: February 27, 2013

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of...

The IRS Audits A Gambling Grandpa

127,683 views | Posted: November 19, 2014

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not...

Two 90-Year-Old Men, Mike And Joe, Have Been Lifelong Friends

86,410 views | Posted: August 16, 2017

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says,...

ID ten T error

85,724 views | Posted: December 20, 2012

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose...

Frog wants a loan from the bank

83,974 views | Posted: December 27, 2012

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack....

This Might Be The Best Dad Joke Of The Year

83,075 views | Posted: January 23, 2020

A father wanted to prove that he's not just some boring house Dad so he went and got his...

A Man Runs Out Of Gas

81,697 views | Posted: August 28, 2018

A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his...

A Mexican Man Who Speaks No English Tries To Buy Socks

77,463 views | Posted: April 16, 2018

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his...

A Major Asks For The Lieutenant

74,258 views | Posted: September 13, 2018

A major arrives at a remote post. "Where's your lieutenant?" he asks a...

A Woman Is Having A Heart Attack And Meets God

74,152 views | Posted: August 7, 2017

A woman has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. "Will I...

A Woman Is Out Golfing And Finds A Frog Trapped In The Woods

72,354 views | Posted: December 18, 2017

A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to...

The Talking Frog

71,942 views | Posted: March 4, 2013

An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice...

A Blonde Attempts A Jigsaw Puzzle

69,499 views | Posted: March 12, 2019

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a...

A Group Of Engineers On A Plane Discover It Was Built By Their Students

69,122 views | Posted: May 12, 2017

A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane. Right after they were...

2 Cats + 2 Cats + 2 Cats

68,213 views | Posted: August 26, 2017

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you...

A Man Stays The Night With Monks And Hears A Strange Sound

68,115 views | Posted: November 21, 2018

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery,...

A Lion Spots A Lost Dog In The Jungle

67,922 views | Posted: July 23, 2018

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution...

A Man Takes His Cross-Eyed Dog To The Vet

65,736 views | Posted: July 20, 2017

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there...