Where is God?

March 20, 2013

A loving couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were just terrible kids always getting in trouble.

Running out of ideas, they decided to look to the church.

They heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they called him, and he agreed to give a shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Now where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question even louder, "Where is God!?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy suddenly ran out of the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in a BIG mess of trouble this time. God has gone missing and they think WE did it!"

All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke

Like us on Facebook!

Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz

feel good videoThe Senator Is Rude To Mr Rogers. By The End Of His Speech, He's In Awe Of Him

feel good storiesThis Dad's Brilliant 'X-Plan' Will Save Your Kids From A Bad Situation

feel good storiesTo Help Shelter Cats Get Adopted, This Guy Made Hilarious Likes And Dislikes For Each Cat

feel good storiesThe Only Way You'll Ever Put A Band-Aid On Your Fingertip Again

feel good storiesThis Golden Retriever Hugs Everyone She Meets

feel good storiesMom Loses 2 Pounds At The Gym. Her Before-And-After Pics Prove The Scale Means Nothing

feel good videoThe Senator Is Rude To Mr Rogers. By The End Of His Speech, He's In Awe Of Him

feel good videoWatch The Moment This Deaf Baby Boy Hears His Mother's Voice For The First Time

feel good videoHugh Jackman Loses It Over Patrick Stewart's Ridiculous Circumcision Story

feel good videoThis Guy Can't Stop Laughing At His Friend Who Gets A Bit Stuck

feel good videoTwo Guys Boogie Woogie On A Public Piano. Then A Random Drummer Joins And It Turns Epic

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK!