His Girlfriend Told Him To Get Rid Of His Dog, So He Posted This Ad On Craigslist
June 25, 2015
What do you do if your significant other asks you to get rid of your dog? This is a real post on Craigslist...
MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So... .anyone interested in my 30 year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
*Update 06/24/* Sorry but she has been re-homed her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are Looking for a new one :)
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