This Guy's Ad On Craigslist Is Hilarious. I Hope Someone Takes Him Up On It!

November 21, 2014

Yes, this is a real post on Craigslist. We need to get this man a hidden camera.

funny craigslist ad thanksgiving
Photo credit: Craigslist

Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... - m4w (East Nashville)

It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further!

I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game. 

I can do these things, at your request: 
openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don't notice.

start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion. 

propose to you in front of everyone.

pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i don't drink, but i used to. a lot. too much in fact. i know the drill). 

Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. 

I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!

Credit: Craigslist

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