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I Was In A Long Queue At A Drive-Thru...
January 25, 2022 / 34,708 views
I was in a long queue at a drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid...
A Blind Man Walks Into A Hotel In Texas
January 04, 2022 / 30,135 views
He goes to the bar and hops up on a giant barstool. "Boy, this seat is massive!" he tells the bartender. The bartender tells him, "Everything's bigger in Texas!" He orders a beer and the...
A New Law
November 30, 2021 / 25,850 views
Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. "What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks. "I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants...
The Old Man And The Forest
August 19, 2021 / 33,913 views
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting. He said, "Look at my...
9 Months Later!
June 22, 2021 / 37,075 views
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the...
The Strongest Bartender
May 17, 2021 / 29,836 views
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who...
A Husband And Wife Just Finished Eating Pancakes
March 09, 2021 / 42,836 views
A husband and wife had just finished eating pancakes. To the wife's surprise, her husband walked back to the stove and started making more pancakes. Confused, his wife asked, "Honey, we just ate, why are you...
Mom Is Startled When Her Son Does Math Problems
January 21, 2021 / 43,274 views
Henry was doing math homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a b*tch is 7" "3+6, the son of a b*tch is 9" His mother heard this and asked, "Henry! What is this nonsense you are...
The Crime Scene
November 24, 2020 / 27,142 views
It was a brutal crime and the local constables were stumped, so they called the on the brilliant detective for help. Arriving at the scene Sherlock noticed the carpet askew, the victim on the ground, a terrible wound on his head....
A German Tourist Rescues A Dog
November 05, 2020 / 35,832 views
A German tourist jumped into the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning. After he climbed out of the water he handed me the dog and said: "Here is ze dog. Keep him warm and dry him off and he...
An Overweight Time Traveler Goes To Ancient Rome
October 02, 2020 / 37,056 views
An overweight time traveler goes to ancient Rome and realizes he wore historically incorrect clothes for the trip. Realizing his mistake he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks around the shop and realizes they do...
LASIK Surgery
August 26, 2020 / 36,920 views
A man just finishes his LASIK eye surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery. "So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?" the surgeon says. The man excitedly replies,...
Am I Adopted?
August 12, 2020 / 62,665 views
Fred came home from college in tears. "Mom, am I adopted?" "No of course not," replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?" Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test...
A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade
July 08, 2020 / 37,260 views
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I...
I Was At The Hospital And Walked Into A Surgeon's Office
May 26, 2020 / 41,090 views
"Can I help you?" the surgeon asked. "I keep thinking that I’m a moth," I replied. "Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that," he said. "Yeah, I know,"...
A Man Has Been Drinking All Day At A Bar...
May 01, 2020 / 34,074 views
A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch. "1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wife's going to kill me", he thinks to himself. But as he's trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on...
Measuring A Flagpole
April 10, 2020 / 32,780 views
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have...
Seniors Stand In Line For The Grocery Store
March 30, 2020 / 42,777 views
I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot...
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